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Brevity Thing 

I'm the Dude. That's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the Brevity Thing.
Brevity Thing by mysith112 June 27, 2014
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A natural phenomenon by which bros intrinsically congregate. Modern science describes brovity using the general theory of brolativity in which brovitation is a consequence of the curvature of the space/bro fabric.

The curvature of the space/bro fabric is attributed to fact that a single bro has the propensity to naturally bend his relative locus. The bending of the space/bro fabric is a result of bromass. Under these circumstances, bros exert an attraction on one another.
*Empire State of Mind plays...*

Passerby: Whoa... what's going down at the Tau Phi Alpha house?

Another Passerby: I don't know... It's a Thursday night and there has to be at least 70 bros over there. What's the deal?

Speculative Onlooker: It's brovity. The universal law by which bros naturally exert an attraction to other bros. Three bros throw a beer social and in little time they'll attract more and more bros... Natural law my friends.

Passerby: Looks like a complete sausage fest.
brovity by Define Me! February 13, 2010
Most of us have heard Shakespeare's quote "brevity is the soul of wit" but most of us would like to know what the fuck it means
brevity by your_daddy October 8, 2008

Bravitity 

It's the two words brave and stupidity bundle together.

It is to make a brave choice, when a lot of people would consider it stupid. Usually when the situation is classified as a "Suicide Mission", many would decline but only the ones with the most bravitity will accept.
General: Our men are pinned down and running out of ammo, we need someone to get there and help them EVAC immediately!

Non-Bravitity Soldier: No way I am going, that's suicide!

Bravitity Soldier: I will go General!

General: Alright, Bravitity Soldier, go take them ammo and help them EVAC. I'll get a helo for an immediate EVAC.

Non-Bravitity Soldier: That man is so stupid, he is going to get himself killed!

General: No Non-Bravitity Soldier, he is brave, and stupid. He is the definition of Bravitity.
Bravitity by MuZik in Chains August 13, 2012
the quality of expressing much in few words
To a Loved family member that ya don't get to talk to much: "WTH! You're online this is so great, I've so much to tell you. I Love You! I've met the man/woman of my dreams, I got that job I've been working so hard for. How are you?!" Reply from family member: "Nice, but I can't talk now, I've GTG!!! I'm sorry." You: "Wow I can't believe the brevity you are showing." Family member: "Huh?"
brevity by MstrssMe May 2, 2009
noun. An ostentatious affectation of courage. The attitude one adopts when one is taking the lead because the crybabies one is with are too afraid to try.
I was nervous about arguing with the professor, but I put on my bravitude and raised my hand.

We are all very impressed by your bravitude.
Bravitude by MsTeri December 10, 2009