by kougazluvr July 11, 2008
This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.
Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.
Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
by Phr0s7 April 05, 2003
Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."
by werdna250. June 29, 2010
A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.
The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.
by Ground Beef Jesus January 24, 2007
Teeth brush: This clever device can be used to brush all of your snags at once! Not just one, like the ole toothbrush!
by kellstodabell July 02, 2017
An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.
Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick
Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth
Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth
by Hitman 2-1 September 02, 2008
by 420 May 15, 2003