Brushing Teeth
Brushing Teeth by kougazluvr June 22, 2008
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Brushing your teeth
This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.
Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.
Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
Brushing your teeth by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003
like brushing my teeth with a rat
like brushing my teeth with a rat by rob13423rhjfgj April 16, 2009
Brushing Your Teeth
A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.
The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.
Brushing Your Teeth by Ground Beef Jesus January 28, 2007
Brushing your teeth
Brushing your teeth by 420 May 15, 2003
Brushing your teeth
Brushing your teeth by Frank Howley March 1, 2004
Brushing Niggaz Teef(Teeth)
Yo, I came to Brush Niggaz Teef son!
Q:Whatcha gonna do tonite?
A:Not much, just Brushing Niggaz Teef(Teeth).
Q:Whatcha gonna do tonite?
A:Not much, just Brushing Niggaz Teef(Teeth).
Brushing Niggaz Teef(Teeth) by AW89 November 22, 2010
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