when your brother is also your uncle either because your mother had a child with your grandfather or your father had a child with your grandmother: the male offspring being your brother; because you share one parent, and also your uncle; because he is the child of your grandparent as well

Ronald: "Hey Bruncle Bob!"

Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"

Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"

Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."

bruncle by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009

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bruncledad

I have seen many explanations of this, but here I will explain how it works:
A chav girl has sex with her chav brother, who is also her father which is not uncommon. They produce a chav child, which will biologically be both her brother and her son. At the age of about 8, the chav child will have sex with it's chav mother afore mentioned 'chav girl', producing another child to which the previous chav child will be brother, uncle, and [dad.

chav: im gona see ma da tonight.
chav#: e's ur uncle too rite?
chav: yeah an my bro. e's my bruncledad.

bruncledad by cait h July 22, 2007

bruncle

a brother and uncle at the same time (weird)

"My bruncle is coming to visit me this weekend"
-Winston Furth

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brunclespunk

Inbreeding term. Generally used as a pejorative against "chav" families that show a pronounced or characteristic genetic trait in their offspring.

You are the result of your mother and 'brunclespunk', because it can't be determined who your father is, other than it is either your older brother, or your mums brother!

brunclespunk by moorlok November 1, 2006

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bruncle

inbreeding term. used when referring to your brother, who is also technically your uncle.

Why is your bruncle always looking at your little sister like that?

This is Billy-Bob, my bruncle. We have a VERY close family.

What time is your brother-i mean uncle coming to pick you up?

bruncle by B August 12, 2003

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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