bruncledad 

I have seen many explanations of this, but here I will explain how it works:
A chav girl has sex with her chav brother, who is also her father which is not uncommon. They produce a chav child, which will biologically be both her brother and her son. At the age of about 8, the chav child will have sex with it's chav mother [afore mentioned 'chav girl', producing another child to which the previous chav child will be brother, uncle, and dad.

chav: im gona see ma da tonight.
chav#: e's ur uncle too rite?
chav: yeah an my bro. e's my bruncledad.

bruncledad by cait h July 22, 2007

bruncledad 

Originated on a certain anti-chav site, used to describe the odd relationship apparently inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family. (SEE Jug Ears. ALL chavs have jug-ears.)

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.

That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.

bruncledad by TheACM September 20, 2008

bruncledad 

Derogatory term used in reference to inbred families or communities, usually chav related.

To actually be a Bruncledad you would have to have been born from a woman who had slept with her dad. You would then be her brother and her son. Then you would have to sleep with her and you'd be a bruncledad to the kid from that. Youd be the kids brother because his mother gave birth to you. Youd be his uncle because her dad is your father, and so youre her brother. And you'd be the kids dad.

Whats up with that 6-toed bruncledad?

bruncledad by The Cultured Evil Genius July 14, 2007

bruncledad 

Originated on the site ChavScum.co.uk, used to describe the odd relationship allegedly inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family.

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.

That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.

bruncledad by TheACM September 18, 2008

Bruncle Dad 

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.

"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"

Bruncle Dad by John Fun September 21, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019