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Brown yo-yo

The act of pushing and then puling a turd in and out of your butthole, as if your turd was a "brown yo-yo."
Hey man, you wanna play Brown Yo-Yo?
What in the actual hell are you asking me this time?
You gotta yo-yo a turd in and out of your asshole. Whoever can last the longest without letting it out wins!
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Brown yo-yo by B R O W N August 29, 2022

The Brown Yo-Yo 

When you need to take a shit and you can’t so you push it back
Yesterday I was in the city and I was shitting my pants but I couldn’t find a bathroom... I had to play the brown yo-yo for a while

Chris Brown yo ass 

Beat your ass, he beat Rhianna so he's a woman beater.
Come over here or I'll Chris Brown yo ass HOE!

Chris Brown yo ass 

To beat the ever living shit out of a special lady pal.
"Im gonna chris brown yo ass!!"
*chris browns her ass*
"Told ya bitch"

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026