A Brown Shower is when you take a massive poop and don’t wipe and then use the shower water to clean your dirty ass.
John: “Dude I just did my first ever Brown Shower, it felt weird but good at the same time”
Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”
Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”
by XD Mystic April 4, 2022
Get the Brown Showe mug.To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practise is common amongst members of the bdsm community.
Sandra straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. He had noticed in her sex-contact magazine advertisment that she enjoyed yellow and brown.
by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
Get the brown shower mug.Brown showers refer to partners who defecate on one another. This may be done using enemas, some of which may consist of diluted wine or food.
Her lover laid benath her while she poured a brown shower upon him. This was the "4th rite." The ultimate baptism.
by Paul Kusinitz October 17, 2002
Get the brown shower mug.The sex act when a woman with a soft juicy delicious ass has her anus inches from a males face starts to defecate into the waiting male mouth thus causing the male to ejaculate while tasting and smelling of a womans shit.
by LOL:):) April 17, 2014
Get the brown showers mug.When a man (typically a trucker) inserts the big toe of his dominant foot deep into the anal cavity of his partner and upon withdrawal the toe signifies a stylish or elegant pair of brown dress shoes.
Person 1: Brown shoe this is Rubber Ducky, do you copy?
Person 2: Not now Rubber Ducky, I'm polishing my brown shoe... over.
Person 2: Not now Rubber Ducky, I'm polishing my brown shoe... over.
by Brown Shoe October 7, 2015
Get the Brown Shoe mug.A beautiful woman with a delicious soft ass has her anus inches from a male's face and starts to defecate in a waiting male mouth which causes the male to ejaculate, feeling satisfied of smelling and tasting a woman's shit.
"last night, I was at my girlfriends house with her sister watching tv and the girls complained that their stomachs were hurting from the meal they ate so they had to use the bathroom but the toilet was broken so they both looked at me and asked would you mind if we give brown showers until the toilet works?
by logman February 25, 2004
Get the brown shower mug.substitute for bless you, used only after the first sneeze.
since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.
if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~
since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.
if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~
they: ahhhhhh-chooo!
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)
by little-miss can't do wrong June 23, 2007
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