Brown Scooter

A sexual act when one person lays on there back(The Scooter) with their legs in the air and another person (The Rider) stands on their stomach, holding onto the others legs, and proceeds to excrete all shit onto the scooters face.

Bro me and my girlfriend tried the Brown Scooter last night. It was amazing.

Brown Scooter by ObamaBinLaden911 December 26, 2019

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Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

Scooter Brown by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019

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Brown Scooter • Scooter Brown • brown shooter • Brown • Brown-out • brown eye • brown sugar • brown nose • brown bag • brown-noser

brown shooter

After you jizz in her ass and she bends down to pick up her money off the night stand and blows your load back in your face.

Last night that hooker gave me the warmest brown shooter!

brown shooter by Airignite October 23, 2017

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Brown shooter

Shot up brown and then drove 60 miles to MIT and shot a professor?

Hym "The brown shooter and the MIT shooter are the same guy? And he drove 60 miles from one shooting to the next and then killed himself? A little farfetched but whatever."

Brown shooter by Hym Iam December 19, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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