brown rose

Slang term to describe a womans (asshole).

Danelle loved when I tongued her brown rose while she flicked her swollen bean...

by Mike Landers February 22, 2007

Brown Rose

A big ass blunt.

I smoked a couple brown roses today.

Im high as shit!

by TooRazzy January 1, 2022

Brown Rose

The act of a girl prolapsing her ass, subsequently shitting and then smearing the shit on the prolapse.

"Dude, Sally just filmed herself doing a brown rose. It was fucking disgusting!"
"Where can we find it? I wanna see it!"
"Heavy-R."

by Daddy's Bitch December 16, 2015

Bloomin' Brown Rose

When you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, Dustin Diamond style and you test her anus for stress factors, find her breaking point.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.

A: "Whachu know about ass fistin'?"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"

by CheeseDumper February 21, 2011

brown rosette

a brown rosette is the description of your anus hence it looks like a rosette (rose flower).......

go on love..... show us your brown rosette....... or i int going down on that brown rosette unless its been bleached!

by anus angus November 1, 2008

full blown rose

When a vagina is fully aroused, and the lips are open like a rose in full bloom.

When I fucked Dolores it didn't take much foreplay, when I pulled down her panties she had a full blown rose.

by Robroy March 7, 2007

brownnose

To suck up, charm, flatter and kiss butt by bodily or vocal charm.

George brownnosed his way to the top instead of getting there legitimately like everyone else.

by xAv1eR0o1 October 24, 2005