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brown rag doll

A turd found in a urinal.
Person 1: Man, all four urinals had fat brown rag dolls, so I had to use a stall.

Person 2: Yeah, I made all four of those.
brown rag doll by RAGING_cactus January 26, 2007

brown rage

A bad case of the shits - whether they be soft or hard.
Oh my god I have got the worst brown rage.
brown rage by nickers November 28, 2003

brown expo marker rage 

When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.
Hey, did you see that crazy e-mail today?

Yeah!! That was some crazy brown expo marker rage!!

Browny rage

A violently loud fit of anger. This happens when someone gets EXTREMELY angry and at that point bursts into a 'browny rage'. The main causes of this happening is when someone:
Looses a match in Crysis or Crysis 2 (lossing at match in crysis 2 results in a bigger rage)
Finds out that punkbuster has banned them as a result of hacking.
Plays MW2 for too long

Also 'fanboys' can get the affects of a browny rage if someone says something negative about the thing they worship.
And as always 'rage spit' will cover the surrounding area of the rage
Browny (playing crysis 2): im gonna own you all with my hacks!!!! (hacking)

Message on pc: Punkbuster has perm banned you for using Aimbot 2.0!

Browny: Inaudible rage aka 'browny rage'

Brownragged 

To wipe your ass with something else when you're out of toilet paper.
Dude I brownragged your facecloth so you would know to get some Charmin.
Brownragged by silverback6565 December 3, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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