The person who is on standby when your original plan fails. Someone who you can count on, but really would rather not.
Gracie: Gee, I know I said we would do dinner, but something better came along!!
Loni: Oh, wow, I understand, I am just so disappointed!
Gracie: Ok, but if my better plans fail, Then I will call you as the backup fuck!
Loni: Great!! Love you!
Loni: Oh, wow, I understand, I am just so disappointed!
Gracie: Ok, but if my better plans fail, Then I will call you as the backup fuck!
Loni: Great!! Love you!
by sgtpepperanderson October 16, 2008
When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.
by sgtpepperanderson October 04, 2008