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one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.
"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

Doc Brown Spider Monster 

A phrase which refers to the fact that certain media franchises have to provide a shocking and unexpected element in their teaser trailers to hook the audience.
Cloud Strife in Smash Brothers is a Doc Brown Spider Monster.
Doc Brown Spider Monster by Yosheib December 11, 2019

brown eyed monster 

asshole that has been out stretched by constant ass ramming!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026