brown death 

Disease caused by the Norovirus that causes nausea, diarrhea, and vomiting. Caused by ingesting poop, and spread by person-to-person or person-to-object contact (eg doorknobs). Also known as pooponic plague.

James got the brown death from touching the doorknob and then rubbing his eye. He was on the can for two days straight.

brown death by Adamsmasher April 3, 2009

Brown Death 

Brown death is a disease carried by Indians

Oh no look out Siddhi has brown death!

Brown Death by Chingchongeaterkilla December 3, 2018

Brown Death 

Brown death is disease carried by Indian people, the disease is airborne and waterborne. It happens when they dance to Garba too fast.

Please help me, Spice Jet is landing, brown death is being released.

Brown Death by Chingchongeaterkilla December 3, 2018

Brown Ring of Death

Squeezing out a rather toxic fart while iInconspicuously circling a person or group of people so that no matter where the person/people try to go they cannot escape your toxic butt fumes.

Guy 1: What is that smell?
Guy 2: -giggling-
Guy 3: You did NOT just Brown Ring of Death me!

Brown Ring of Death by aseaiswear March 27, 2009

brown screen of death 

When someone defecates on the keyboard of your brand new macbook and closes the lid.

My room mate is late with rent so I gave him the brown screen of death while he was at work.

brown screen of death by The Eighth Empire February 2, 2008

Brown Ring of Death

An unfortunate occurence that is the result of
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.

Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.

Joe: Hey man what happened to your trousers? That is some janky shit.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.

Brown Ring of Death by ballsdeep6969 November 16, 2010

brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.

I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch

brown ring of death by Seresan July 12, 2024

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010