Brown Cake

The act of shitting into a blender and using the product as a filling for a cake.

“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”

by Cacophonous_Shart January 11, 2021

roasted brown cake

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it

The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.

by filthy pirate hooker June 20, 2014

Upside Down Brown Cake

The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is performing a headstand. During this position his penis is inserted into her anus while the man defecates into her vagina.

This is difficult and will most likely cause his feces to enter the vagina while simultaneously dripping down her body and face like chocolate on a cake.

Last night at the orgy I saw someone doing the Upside Down Brown Cake so I played with myself performing a Sleeper Hold because it was so hot.

by FattUnit April 29, 2011

Maryland Brown Crab Cake

One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer

I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.

by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010

Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit

My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!

by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025