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brocolini 

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew
Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!

Brotating 

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter
Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!
Brotating by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021

brutalitised 

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.
"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.
brutalitised by Alex October 21, 2004

Brotagonist 

The main character (or protagonist) from the Persona series on games. A portmanteau of Bro and Protagonist.

Most fans and the creator of the series have called the player's character "Brotagonist"
--What should the Brotagonist do today in persona 4?

--I don't know, dude, all the options are boring.
Brotagonist by Perusa July 11, 2009

brotalitarian 

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.
"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.

Brotalitarianism 

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.
The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.