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brospective 

The perspective of a bro, often wiser than one's own judgment primarily because the bro is not involved in the situation.
Friend: yo dude, whats your brospective on that girl in our chem class?

Bro: you've got no chance, you gotta stop chasing her.
brospective by Ebok24 July 8, 2009
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brosserie 

wearing under armour shirts under all of your shirts in order to keep your man boobs in place.

the bro version of a man bra.
Eric's boobs were so big the he had to wear his brosserie when he went to the club to keep his massive pec's in place.

Brospective 

A perspective or insight provided by a bro to another bro often times concerning a poor choice or decision made by the fellow bro. Brospective is used to maintain a "bro" mentality and make certain that everything stays chill.
Justin: "From my brospective your girl is F***n psycho, and she's the only reason we cant chill anymore"

TJ: "Nah man.......its cool."
(its not cool)
Brospective by brochillington July 26, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026