Broskism 

Broskism is a way of life in which you follow a kid off of the internet named Zion Greene Nick named Broski by his father. In Broskism you will need to know that Broski is the goat of everything not just soccer . This way of life was created By Henry Freed and it is the best way of life in not just the school, but the world.

I am a member of Broskism

Broskism by H.Freed33_editz May 21, 2024

broskiski 

The greatest of all broskis. Used to say that one of your broskis is greater than all others.

Mac and Gabe are my broskis, but Willie is my only broskiski.

broskiski by tripleski6 April 24, 2010

broskiship 

a friendship that transforms into a familial bond where participants support each other in the fashion of a family member and are seen as apart of one’s own family

friend 1: How would you consider our relationship?

friend 2: We are like best friends. I’d consider us in a broskiship!

friend 1: Yessir!! You should move in with my family.

broskiship by stedgie June 22, 2020

Brockism 

Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.

Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.

Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."

Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."

Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.

Brockism by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011

brosismance 

Like a bromance and a sismance but with a boy and a girl that have a awesome relationship but not in the relationship way.

Person 1 : WHOA did you see Bob and Becky?

Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.

brosismance by CEMPH April 24, 2011

Broskimo Kiss 

Play on an "eskimo kiss" but for bro's. This involves 2 bro's rubbing their elbows together while flexing and checking out each others bulging biceps.

Those guys at the gym totally have a bromance going on. They're only wailing on their biceps so that they can look good for their broskimo kisses later tonight.

Broskimo Kiss by Flowerbeast January 3, 2013

broskimo 

one of those conformist bro kids who wears true religion jeans (sagged a little past the crotch), styles his hair up in a fo-hawk, and most importantly regularly wears his extra fluffy, oversized parka jacket with the furry hood

"Hey Zane, look at that eskimo over there with the parka."

"No Greg, that's a broskimo, notice the pierced ears and faux hawk..."

broskimo by Greg Taylor March 16, 2008