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(Bro-skeez-zur) (N) A term that refers to someone that you don't like or don't know very well or both. Calling someone a broskiser tells them "You're probably a very nice person, but I either don't like you or don't know you well enough to be sure." Such as answering a truth is on ask.fm from someone you don't know very well or don't like or from an anonymous hater who refuses to reveal who they are because:
A. Their parents won't allow them to reveal themselves.

B. They don't want to say it to your face because they

Or C. They're just a pansy on the Internet and in real life.
On ask.fm:
Horton: Truth is I don't know you well or what you even look like because you never post a pic of yourself on here, pansy.

Mayzie: That's nice, broskiser.
broskiser by fandomgirl92 October 19, 2013
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broskiski 

The greatest of all broskis. Used to say that one of your broskis is greater than all others.
Mac and Gabe are my broskis, but Willie is my only broskiski.
broskiski by tripleski6 April 24, 2010
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broskiship 

a friendship that transforms into a familial bond where participants support each other in the fashion of a family member and are seen as apart of one’s own family
friend 1: How would you consider our relationship?

friend 2: We are like best friends. I’d consider us in a broskiship!

friend 1: Yessir!! You should move in with my family.
broskiship by stedgie June 22, 2020

brossiere 

n. Undergarment worn around the chest of a male, intended to provide support to male breasts.
Uncle Steve's man-boobs are larger than Aunt Sue's. He could use the support of a well-made brossiere.
brossiere by ChatteringClasses July 23, 2009

bromiserate 

To commiserate, or express pity or sympathy, between bros. Most commonly used to refer to the period after a breakup.
-"Is Jeff alright?"
-"He's taking it pretty hard, but I went over to bromiserate over a few drinks last night. I think it helped."
bromiserate by PhilipTheSnowman November 25, 2009
term used by the coolest male group of friends in any community, school, environment etc. it is referred to as a title for those lucky enough to be considered a broskie. a broskie is closer than a bro.
wanna go to a hockey game tonight broskie?

broskie! i called shotgun before him.

lets have a broskies' night out.
broskie by Broskie Leader April 21, 2006
a gender neutral word with the same or similar meaning as bro or dude. However, your broskie is the guy or girl you trust. Your best friend is your broskie. Your broskie is your ride or die
Gonna go out with my broskie later!
Broskie by trapthagod May 21, 2019
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