The hottest guy on the earth. He will always be there for you and stand up for you. He has personalty and a since of humor. He likes sports and his hair very much. He will believe you all the time. Brookins is a wonderful guy that will take you under his wing and never leave you.

Friend," did you just see Brookins over there?"
His girlfriend," yes! He is the most wonderful guy in the world!"

brookins by His amazing girlfriend February 12, 2014

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Brookestone

A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.

AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.

We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.

Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.

They got cool shit there!

Brookestone by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010

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Brookels

A silly little girl that everyone loves. She's often too sensitive and likes to act emo but behind her pouty little face, she's very happy. She's way cooler than everyone her age and will someday succeed into a wonderful, and smart young lady. Not to mention, she's super tall and has mad basketball skills.

"Is that another annoying midde school girl?!"
"No, thats a Brookels, which is way cooler than a middle school girl"

"I wish I could've been a Brookels when I was in middle school"

Brookels by The middle sister November 29, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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