Browannabe: Defined simply as the anti-poon. A browannabe does not reel in broads as a true bro does. Browannabes can often be found pretending to give true bros nut shots, the drunk guy that "had like 50 beers bro" when in actuality there are only 3 empties chilling in the sink, this entire definition can be summed up as a complete chode.

That browannabe hasn't seen a pair of tits since Moby Dick was a minnow!

Browannabe by LAXBRO69 July 21, 2010

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Bronwan • bronwyn • bronwen • bronana • Bronan • bronandered • bronani • bronsan • browan • bronana pudding

Bronwen'd

To get excessively drunk and display strange facial expressions yet remaining happy and spew free.

"I'm going to get so Bronwen'd tonight"

Bronwen'd by LivB November 21, 2012

Bronwyn

A word describing the most beautiful of all beautiful women. Bronwyns tend to be kind, sweet, and absolutely loyal. They have an aura of innocence but they have an inner freak only a select few are worthy of experiencing. A Bronwyn tends to have a lot of friends, as they are extremely likeable, but only will allow a select few to see her inner soul in all its grandeur. If you are lucky to meet a Bronwyn, it is worth the time and effort it takes to earn her trust, because she is a rare find and a goddess among women. If you do manage to find one, she will usually be in the company of friends with extremely protective qualities, as the Bronwyn's extreme kindness can often be mistaken for weakness. But don't let that fool you. Bronwyns are as smart as they are beautiful and kind, and she will not stand for your bullshit.

"Holy shit, guys. My life purpose is complete and I can die happy, because I think I saw a Bronwyn the other day."
"No way! THE Bronwyn? Goddess among women, sunlight among darkness, angel among demons, mermaid among fish, supernova among space rocks? I might have believed you if you said 'unicorn' instead..."

Bronwyn by Wtfsrsly May 14, 2015

Bronwagoner

When a person begins bandwagoning on Lebron James regardless of what team he's on.

Imran: LET'S GO CAVS

Me: Hold on, weren't you a heat fan yesterday?

Imran: I'm a Lebron fan

Me: *rolls eyes* what a bronwagoner

Bronwagoner by Jibs July 3, 2016

bronwynn

An amazing girl who loves food. She's drop dead gorgeous and sometimes wonders why her name has two ends at the end. But likes it that way. In the beginning love is a bit of a struggle but soon to be changed. She's crazy at times and a loveable person. A Bronwynn day dreams. A lot. If you ever meet a Bronwynn, you'll definitely want to be friends with her. I can garuntee you that.

Booty me down Bronwynn

bronwynn by Boooooooonnnnn January 3, 2014

Bronwyn

A mysterious woman

There goes Bronwyn again, can never fully read her...

Bronwyn by _888_ July 10, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026