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bonus points

Points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. Usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.
Guy 1: Dude you'll get bonus points if go slap that girl's ass.
Guy 2: What are you retarded?
Guy 1: I'll give you a dollar.
Guy 2: How about no?
Guy 1: How about a dollar AND bonus points?
Guy 2: Deal.
bonus points by PrivCaboose March 25, 2008
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Bonus Points

While a passenger in a car, and you see people walking on the road, one yells, "Bonus Points", and the driver runs over, or threatens to run over the pedestrians.
Billy: Bonus Points!
Ricky: (Floors on the gas pedal)
The pedestrians leap int the snow off of the road.
Bonus Points by GRDN August 1, 2012

Bonus Points

Adding a little extra incentive to a challenge

Used is conjunction with challenging someone to do an action to convey something not impossible but perhaps unlikely but if done earns you prestige/respect/bragging rights.
Shoot a 3-pointer, bonus points for a blind shot.
Bonus Points by Malicemillenium September 11, 2019

bonus points

Phrase to yell out when somebody has done something so awesome that a one handed high five is almost an insult, therefore you exert them to a double slap. If a person yells this and does not receive the requested action they are currently the biggest loser in the general area.

note:not a fake def. just may have not have caught on in your area, i suggest you use it as soon as possible!
1. 1st time used(kinda stupid):
#1-"Hey,"
#2-"What?"
#1-"I have a question for you"
#2-"What?"
#1-"Do you walk to school or do you pack a lunch?"
#2-"What?"
#3(passerby)-"Dude! BONUS POINTS!!" (double high five occurs)
#2-"You guys are fucking idiots."

2. Modern Use:
ALEX-"Just do it"
JOE-"No, I'll get in trouble"
ALEX-"Wow Joe, you really suck at doing anything that involves balls"
BOBBY-"Yeah, accept for tea bagging"
ALEX-(to Bobby)"BONUS POINTS!"
(double high-five occurs)
bonus points by Jizack February 22, 2005

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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