bronely

1. The emotion a bro feels when he spends too much time without other bros.

2. When a bro gets dissed by his bro-ho and he's all solo.

Ex 1)
Biff: <calls Todd> Hey bro, I'm at this party in the OC and I'm like, the only guy here in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt and a lifted truck. I feel so bronely!

Todd: Ah brah, man...that sucks! You should come back to the 909 and hang with the Skin Industries crew!

Ex 2)

Buffy: <calls Biff> Biff, I found a better bro with a higher lift on his bro-6 F-150. I'm leaving you for him.

Biff: WHAAAAT? You can't leave me Buffy, I'll be bronely!

by Kelly Miret December 1, 2006

Bronely

When you are without any bros, and you are only hanging out with the opposite sex. Therefore making you lonely and distant of any bros.

Peter- Look at that kid, he only hangs out with girls
John- Hes either just gay or really bronely

by BuddyBoy12345 January 6, 2012

Bronely

A solo type guy. Doesn't like to play nice with others unless necessary for passing by or acquiring goods.

Fuck I kinda like being bronely, I don't have to put up with my wife's whining!

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Bronely

A state of loneliness due to lack of interaction with bros.

Chris: "Hey have you noticed Jason has been down in the dumps?"

Mike: "I haven't seen him lately, he's been hanging out with his girl a lot."

Chris: "Damn, me neither. I think he's bronely dude..."

by OldJenks June 24, 2023

Bronelson

Bronelson, is a noun that is used in place of the word “bro” or “dude”. It’s better than both, in fact, because of obvious reasons. It usually shows upmost respect and epicness.
Similar to “bronie” but more epic.

Normie: Hey bro, what’s up?
Non-normie: Hey bronelson.

by Bronelson November 11, 2020

Broneymoon

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.

To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.

by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008

Broney

An adult male who is aroused by or plays with "My Little Pony".

"I met him at the toy store, he was buying outfits for his ponies; he's a total broney.

by patient0 October 28, 2013