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bronalysis

The discussion that all bros have in the morning where they recap the happenings of the night before. Generally, every bro is very hungover and the apartment/house is covered in red cups.
This morning, Mike said, "Hey guys, what happened last night?" The bros proceeded to do a bronalysis of who slept with who and who was the drunkest person of the night.
bronalysis by Rawdogger July 18, 2010
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Bronalyst 

A Bronalyst is a business analyst that has overly embraced the frat-boy culture ironically at first, but then it stuck.
These atypical business analysts are highly capable, but never taken seriously.
Tim: "Yea Bruh, we slapped some regression on that bad boy and tightened it waay up"
Gordon: "My God, this checks out. Frankly I expected less Tim"
Tim: "BOOOOOMMM!"
Gordon: "Do you take anything seriously? Such a Bronalyst"
Bronalyst by Ankle_Flasher March 15, 2015
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brutalysis 

Brutality of such a horrendous nature that it is incomprehensible to man.
The acts of brutalysis committed during the Spanish inquisition are best left unmentioned.
brutalysis by Anonymous April 3, 2003

blanalysis 

An analysis based on mostly blah blah, more talking/text but with less or no proof at all.
Employee 1: May you review the report, I forwarded to you yesterday and advice how is it?
Employee 2: Yes I did, to be honest, it is just blanalysis.
blanalysis by notanartistt March 7, 2018

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
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Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
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