Bronc-Anus

The feeling one gets when their asshole is stretched to excess by what is passing through it, either on the way out, or the way in. Characterized by a change in the walking motion of the sufferer, constant digging or checking in the ass, or if seated on a park bench or open car trunk, the actual anus hanging out

CANDY: You ok, Cindy? You look like you're in pain...
CINDY: I ate a lot of popcorn when we saw CLASH OF THE TITANS and got constipated, so I just unleashed the Kraken and now I have a bronc-anus...

DAMON: Mike, stop sitting on the trunk latch of your car. Your Bronc-Anus is hanging out. You have a lot of buttsex or something?
MIKE: In prison such decisions aren't always yours to make...

by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010

Bronchanus

Bronchitis of the asshole. It occurs when the proper amount of oxygen is not reaching the asshole. Can be a side effect of mudbutt or swamp ass. Could even cause the asshole to swell up, causing constipation. Needs cleaned immediately.

Fella: Idk what's wrong, doc. I cant shit and i'm so raw down there. If I breathed throught my ass, I dont think i'd make it.

Doctor: You're right, you wouldn't make it. You have...bronchanus!!

Fella: OMG doc, fix it now, PLEASE! ...or put me down...

(Sound of gun cocking) Chkchk

by Weaponstache December 1, 2010