Bronchanus

Bronchitis of the asshole. It occurs when the proper amount of oxygen is not reaching the asshole. Can be a side effect of mudbutt or swamp ass. Could even cause the asshole to swell up, causing constipation. Needs cleaned immediately.

Fella: Idk what's wrong, doc. I cant shit and i'm so raw down there. If I breathed throught my ass, I dont think i'd make it.

Doctor: You're right, you wouldn't make it. You have...bronchanus!!

Fella: OMG doc, fix it now, PLEASE! ...or put me down...

(Sound of gun cocking) Chkchk

by Weaponstache December 1, 2010

Sissy Bronchobuster

The process of forcing the act of deep-throating on someone who obviously does not wish to partake.

Man 1: My bird wouldn't deepthroat me last night, i was so disappointed :(

Man 2: It's okay, giver her a Sissy Bronchobuster tonight.

Man 1: Good plan, I'm gonna wreck that oesophagus.

by Jimmy Jizm January 28, 2009

Brunchausen Syndrome

Brunchausen syndrome (factitious disorder imposed on others) is when someone tries to ensure attention and sympathy from loved ones by helping them gain weight, thinking their obese appearance will not draw affectionate attention from others. Inducing weight gain by constant feeding via buffet or brunch.

Suffering from Brunchausen Syndrome, she takes him to brunch daily, hoping the buffet will fatten him; he cannot possibly leave her in such a poor condition.

by DaveDogDMY December 16, 2020

Two Minute Bronchitus

That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.

I chugged that milkshake, now I've got two minute bronchitus!

by breezy-licious June 16, 2011