by cjurdane July 23, 2010
Get the Bronazo mug.A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.
*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.
by +ApN+ July 21, 2016
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by Tellcandyjokes July 2, 2010
Get the brotazoa mug.Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops
Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.
by +ApN+ July 22, 2016
Get the bronado shelter mug.When a group of bro's begin to fist pump so hard that a whirl wind begins to form and then from that, a Bro-nado rips through the party.
Me and all the bro's on my team were fist pumping so hard that we had a B-4 Bronado rip through the whole party. No quit.
by SEXC BRO June 2, 2011
Get the Bronado mug.When one is having a party of sorts and super bro-y, bros crash said party and decimate the place in which said party was being held.
by mewXaq May 15, 2011
Get the Bronado mug.(n): Properly referred to as the Bro'nato, Bro'nato is a gathering of bronadoes, seeking to further increase powers and capabilities. Utilizing a comdom-based missile defense system to deter non-bronadoes from attempts to compromise the supreme nature of the alliance of bronadoes.
Fellow Bronado, we must maintain our integrity and begin the activation of the Bro'nato (bronato) Defense System. World Balance must be preserved!
by bros for bros.com.org.net January 10, 2011
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