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Bromerta 

A code of silence between bros. From the words Bro and Omerta. Or if you will, a mix of The Bro Code and Omerta.
A lot of unexpected yet exciting things happened when John, Ted, and Dave went to a "gentleman's club" east of the city. But nothing about the event shall be spilled out to anyone, not even to their girlfriends or wives--especially to their girlfriends or wives--because the three of them are bound by Bromerta.
Bromerta by Malinaw October 2, 2010
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Boomertarian 

Someone who identifies as a libertarian but has a boomer mentality. Boomertarians hate everything fun and turn the younger generations such as millennials off to libertarianism & the Libertarian Party. They are the ones who are more likely to reject the anarchists and anything else that will actually help grow the Libertarian Party or the liberty movement. They wouldn't understand humor and satire if it hit them in the face.

This was most noticeable during the 2020 election when the Boomertarians were upset that Vermin Supreme & Spike Cohen were running on the LP ticket and spreading joy to the youth. But since Boomertarians hate joy they drove Vermin & Spike supporters away from growing the party.
The Boomertarians are upset because Spike Cohen took his shirt off for a dad bod calendar to help raise money for the Libertarian Party, they sure are miserable human beings who hate fun.
A thing that has a charming or hypnotic effect on a bro or possibly even multiple bros. Something with such powerful allure to a bro that he cannot resist repeating the encounter as if being drawn back to it like a boomerang comes back to the person that threw it. An essential item to facilitate bro rape.
Look out for my bromerang, its a backpack full of natty ice, family guy dvds, black dildos, and an xbox.

I wish my bro would come back because he left his birkenstocks at my apartment that night he decided to chill, those shoes are like his bromerang.
bromerang by steezymcneezey July 16, 2011

Boomertang 

A woman who keeps coming back into a man's life despite his efforts to get rid of her.
Shelly is like a Boomertang, I dump her and she keeps coming back.
Boomertang by Oohmang December 7, 2014

Boomertainment 

Entertainment programs disguised as news to convince old people and their lead addled brains to vote against the interests of younger generations.
I set the parental controls on the TV so grandpa wouldn't be able to watch his boomertainment channels
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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