Brokémon

A brokémon is a bro, who likes pokémon.

My brokémon, want to hang out later on?

by Birrox February 5, 2015

Brokemon

An older guy who watches pokemon wich is designed for little kids.

Dude. Are you watching pokemon?

Yeah man I'm a friggin brokemon.

by LeLucas January 5, 2012

brokemon master

1.) a cool, masterful guy.

2.) someone that is good at pokemon but is still cool and stuff

"See ya bro montana", "Catch ya later brokemon master"

"You're already at the 6th gym? and you scored with 2 chicks last night? You are a total brokemon master!"

by jackson the jewish kid September 15, 2009

Bokemon

derived from the Asian/Chinese name "Bokey", changed to Bokemon to relate to the highly popular game, "Pokemon".
Typically, a sporadic person for being hyper, friendly, moody, and funny..or all at the same time.
a true Asian name (referring to "Bokey"), as it (sorta) rhymes with "Pocky" which is a famous Asian snack that every typical Asian eats.

"OMG that girl is such a Bokemon!"

"Who's Bokey? Oh she's that weird Asian girl."

"Say Bokey Pocky ten times fast"

by crackerjaxx March 20, 2013

Kofi brokeman

It is a roasted ripe plantain accompanied by roasted groundnuts. It is relatively known for its affordability and satisfaction.

Adwoa didn’t have enough money so all she could afford to buy was Kofi brokeman.

by NeverblameJesse December 30, 2021

Brokeman's Date

-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.

-time is most spent making out in an open area.

Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.

(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"

"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"

by IDK011 July 28, 2009

Brokemantic

A person who tries to be romantic, but lacks funds to completely do so.

Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"

by MissLin July 6, 2011