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Brokemon 

An older guy who watches pokemon wich is designed for little kids.
Dude. Are you watching pokemon?

Yeah man I'm a friggin brokemon.
Brokemon by LeLucas January 5, 2012
Words you can keep

Brokémon 

A brokémon is a bro, who likes pokémon.
My brokémon, want to hang out later on?
Brokémon by Birrox February 5, 2015

brokemon master 

1.) a cool, masterful guy.

2.) someone that is good at pokemon but is still cool and stuff
"See ya bro montana", "Catch ya later brokemon master"

"You're already at the 6th gym? and you scored with 2 chicks last night? You are a total brokemon master!"
derived from the Asian/Chinese name "Bokey", changed to Bokemon to relate to the highly popular game, "Pokemon".
Typically, a sporadic person for being hyper, friendly, moody, and funny..or all at the same time.
a true Asian name (referring to "Bokey"), as it (sorta) rhymes with "Pocky" which is a famous Asian snack that every typical Asian eats.
"OMG that girl is such a Bokemon!"

"Who's Bokey? Oh she's that weird Asian girl."

"Say Bokey Pocky ten times fast"
Bokemon by crackerjaxx March 20, 2013

Kofi brokeman 

It is a roasted ripe plantain accompanied by roasted groundnuts. It is relatively known for its affordability and satisfaction.
Adwoa didn’t have enough money so all she could afford to buy was Kofi brokeman.
Kofi brokeman by NeverblameJesse December 30, 2021

Brokeman's Date 

-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.

-time is most spent making out in an open area.
Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.

(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"

"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"
Brokeman's Date by IDK011 July 28, 2009

Brokemantic 

A person who tries to be romantic, but lacks funds to completely do so.
Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"
Brokemantic by MissLin July 6, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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