Brokezones

1. When something is considered "overpowered", "too good", "OK", or "not terrible".

2. When it's not considered trashy.

Dude: Wolverine in Marvel Puzzle Quest doesn't seem that good for a four star character.

Megaman: yeah, he's trashy.

Dude: but he has this one cool ability...
Megaman: yeah, he's brokezones

by Sara Ocean December 20, 2013

brokenese

Speaking in a very ratchet or ghetto way; Overuse of Slang; Language spoken by people with low income

Guy #1: "Naw mean fam, I was out hurr in dese skreets tryna hustle dat bread to get dat studio time"

Guy #2: "Huh?, sorry I don't speak brokenese."

by Meechy Darko December 8, 2014

Brokedness

To be broke on an epic level. Or to be beyond destitution.

I suffering from prolonged brokedness.

by Brokedness October 30, 2014

Brokeness

The word broke with the suffix "ness"

My brokeness prevented me from buying the video game console I want.

by Amphi May 9, 2010

Performative Brokeness

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.

"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."

by schmowzow January 20, 2020

Brokeness Crisis

noun
A state of financial despair where lack of money triggers bizarre decisions, unexplained confidence, and reckless behavior. Symptoms include pretending you’re “not hungry,” walking 45 minutes to save bus fare, and suddenly considering things you swore you’d never do.

“I almost texted my ex for food money—that’s when I realized I was deep in a Brokeness Crisis.”

by Black_kermit January 29, 2026