Broke Puppy 

Someone who is on one certain occasion, multiple occasions, or always without funds to go out. Someone who is a financial dependent due to economic hardship.

1. I wanted to invite Evan out, but he is a Broke Puppy, and I don't want to end up paying his tab at the bar.

2. Don't invite her out sis, she's a broke puppy, you'll be picking up the tab for her if you do.

Broke Puppy by BossJD August 11, 2022

broken puppy

an emotional distressed person who from childhood has been abused and displays very innocent childlike features within their personality

Libin's father has been on a business trip here entire life; this has effected her a lot emotionally. Libin is a broken puppy

broken puppy by Lilfuckernuggets February 1, 2018

Brake-happy Pappy 

The person: "Pappy" (Man or Woman)
The behavior: "Brake-happy" (Putting on the brakes too frequently and often un-necessarily).

This behavior is often displayed when behind the wheel of (any) automotive device.

"Oh no, I've got a 'Brake-happy Pappy' in front of me!"

"There goes the road! A 'Brake-happy Pappy' is amongst us!"

Brake-happy Pappy by heartley99 May 15, 2010