Brocademy

A place where bro's learn to increase their brocabulary and how to reduce the deadly brocade. It was established by Broseph the creator of the bro code. Bro's teach other bro's when it is not ok to be a brocahontas, NEVER. Here you will meet many brocals who live in brocasas and spend all their moneys on brocolli. You will make many brohams and many Bro Hoes.

"You need to go to the brocademy to increase your brocabulary bro."

by Rill Broham December 6, 2011

Brocade

A group of bros blocking an entrance way like a barricade. In this circumstance, "bros" does not mean PewDiePie fans but rather muscled college guys with deep voices who are commonly seen at parties and are in most cases, apart of a fraternity.

Person #1: I'm going to brocade my door so my mother can't get in.
Person #2: Like get a group of PewDiePie fanboys to block the door?
Person #1: No, I was going to get some guys from my college fraternity to block the door.

by DidItForTheLols September 27, 2015

brocade

A barricade of bros.

Woah, look at that brocade over there! It'll be impossible to navigate through.

by BrocadeBoy May 13, 2013

brocade

A cavalcade of bros

Man, look over there at all the drunks falling out of that bar, its a total brocade.

by Bril December 17, 2012

Brocade

A portmanteu of the words bro and facade. Meaning to have outward appearance fitting of a bro. Classified by overuse of the word bro, a fascination with alcohol, and incomprehensible speach.

Steve: Duuuuude, I was so drunk at this place, and this chi-
John: Steve, drop the brocade, we know that never happened.

by Whooves May 7, 2012

Brocade

The intervention and blocking by brothers and/or guy friends when an ex, spouse, or another chick like her friend is either trying to cause issues with your current chick or a chick you are trying to pick up. Or if your chick shows up at a place she just shouldn't be.

Similar to a blockade...

When my future wife showed up at my bachelor party my friends and brothers formed a Brocade at the door and wouldn't let her in.

by Watchguy June 12, 2009

Brocade

A brocade occurs when bros agree that another bro needs to stop doing something, and thus form a barricade of bros.

Bro 1: Man, our bro is getting really drunk, maybe we should cut him off?

Bro 2: Yeah man, let's brocade the bar!

by FlyingPiranha August 11, 2014