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Never superior than Bibi since nothing hardly is, but a solid bro that you'd trust with your back. When Mr. Bat says hi, you know it's about to be a Smack Attack. This ain't a glass cannon — this one's tough as nails, hard as a rock. And just when you think the fight's over? All you hear is "Sayonara"
Pronounced Bro-Bee-Bee.
Brobibi>>>
Brobibi by reonxi April 22, 2026
Another awesome "How I Met Your Mother" invention like Barney's "Playbook" for example.

Bib is basically a piece of clothing that is used to protect your clothes from getting stained while eating. Think of it like an apron, but much smaller. It can also be made of plastic.

Brobibs is an idea that Barney "Mr. Awesome" Stinson came up with, after he lost his beloved red tie "Cornelius" by spilling ketch-up on it while eating at the MacLaren's pub.

Barney decided to make brobibs as a consequence of the unfortunate tragedy mentioned above, which would not only protect one's beloved clothing, but also bring about a new lifestyle and fashion.
I got new brobibs today. They are Legen, wait for it... DARY!

Studies show that 83% of awesome people wear brobibs.

Ted, Suit up! Also wear the brobibs I got you.

Person: "You can't pick up girls wearing brobibs."
Me: Challenge accepted!

Me: Picks up 59 girls in a week wearing brobibs. True Story
brobibs by nikshiv January 28, 2013

Brohibited 

Things that male friends cannot do together; acts that are against the bro code, or that are illegal in the eyes of man law.
John: Dude, let's go get pedicures. I know a great spa.

Bob: You should know better! Pedicures are strictly brohibited.
Brohibited by El Don Diguidi April 25, 2010

brohibition 

The occurrence when a friend is denied alcohol. Usually happens when there is not enough to go around, especially to that one person that always mooches.
Ryan was partying with his bros, when Luke showed up with none of his own alcohol. Luke was immediately put on brohibition for the remainder of the night because of his previous alcohol mis-happenings.
brohibition by TxSpoon January 5, 2009

Brohibition 

As president of the United States of Bromerica, I now instill the law of Brohibition until I'm too wasted to remember I instilled a law.
Brohibition by dexbuddy May 7, 2009

Brobability 

The chances of two people becoming bros or babes.
Dude what do you think is the brobability of Chandramukhii and Jwalamukhi?

- I would say 90% for bro and 10% for babe.