Brohibited

Things that male friends cannot do together; acts that are against the bro code, or that are illegal in the eyes of man law.

John: Dude, let's go get pedicures. I know a great spa.

Bob: You should know better! Pedicures are strictly brohibited.

by El Don Diguidi April 25, 2010

brohibition

The occurrence when a friend is denied alcohol. Usually happens when there is not enough to go around, especially to that one person that always mooches.

Ryan was partying with his bros, when Luke showed up with none of his own alcohol. Luke was immediately put on brohibition for the remainder of the night because of his previous alcohol mis-happenings.

by TxSpoon January 05, 2009

Brohibition

The only law is that you can't NOT drink.

As president of the United States of Bromerica, I now instill the law of Brohibition until I'm too wasted to remember I instilled a law.

by dexbuddy May 07, 2009

brohibition

When a bro is forced out of being a bro.

Brohibition has caused many bros to stop doing brotastic things.

by Willisig October 21, 2009

Brohibition

What happens when four loko is banned from stores in America.

Man, Brohibition sucks. I can't get shitfaced on 3 dollars a can anymore.

by IMTHEBAWSS December 13, 2010

brohibition

Our century's version of prohibition where we're not allowed to hang out with our friends.

The bars were shuttered in the 20's due to brohibition.

by citizencynic April 24, 2020

brohibition

the act of being unable to associate with your bros, as dictated by the woman that you are romantically involved with.

“I used to love hanging out with the bros, but after my girl enacted brohibition, I’ve had to keep the bros on the down low.”

by The Spider-Sam November 18, 2019