Brobandoned

To be abandoned on a crucial night by your bros.

Tony felt brobandoned Friday night when his bro V-Diddy ditched him at a house party.

Tony was brobandoned on Saturday night when none of his friends could come out with him and the girl he wanted to get with and her friends.

by tundra_wolf August 17, 2011

brobandon

The act of the abandonment of a "bro" at an event such as lunch or at a place like the mall.

Person 1 - "Justin totally brobandoned me at lunch today"
Person 2 - "He broke Bro-Rule Number 1, never leave a bro behind."

by xapollyonx February 19, 2009

brobandonment

When one or more of your bros move away and/or get into a relationship, and/or start a new business venture, and do not hang out with you anymore.

Ever since Keith moved away, I have been having serious brobandonment issues.

by Lonnie Meters May 7, 2016

Brandoned

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'

"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"

by Wh88 November 22, 2009

Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.

Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica

by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020

brandoned

to have something stuffed up your butt

My teacher brandoned me in class with a candle.

by nobodynows July 31, 2016

brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon

I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.

by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025