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Brandoned 

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'
"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
Brandoned by Wh88 November 22, 2009
Words you can keep

Brandoned 

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.
Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica
Brandoned by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020

brandoned 

My teacher brandoned me in class with a candle.
brandoned by nobodynows July 31, 2016

brandoned 

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.
brandoned by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025

Brandon Richardson

A handsome individual who lives in Miami that’s an entrepreneur, socialite and actor.

Also known as Prince or his government name Brandon Quantavius Richardson, born September 23, 1984.
Brandon Richardson is the sole create of Thots on a Yacht.

Brandon Routh 

The hot-ass talented actor who stars as Superman/Clark Kent in the upcoming summer movie Superman Returns.
Brandon Routh is a sexy beast of a man. He put on 22 pounds of solid muscle to be in Superman Returns. Thank fuck for that skin-tight outfit.
Brandon Routh by AMENNAAAAAA July 1, 2006

brandon sens 

somebody that plays on a sensitivity in fps games that is way higher than you should ever think about.
yo this man is using brandon sens thats why he is 2-23
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