Bro-file 

Bro-file is a term used in the Military when the soldiers get a doctor’s note to prohibit them from wearing a gas mask, because they have a beard from not being able to shave like a regular person due to a skin disease. The African American soldiers usually get this type of disease.

I have a beard, I can't wear the gas mask because I won't get a good seal. My Doctor gave me a BRO-FILE, so I don't have to wear it in training.

Bro-file by MrCeeMrVegas August 20, 2009

Brofile Picture 

A picture of multiple bros that each bro sets as his profile picture.

mark: i look good in this picture
jarrett: me too.
mark: lets make it our brofile picture

Brofile Picture by JarrettMark March 19, 2009

brofile 

A facebook/myspace profile created by your everyday, suburban middle-class Bro that contains the same generic descriptions that every dude thinks he should write.

Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.

Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.

Brofile: Broseph "Huge" Johnson

Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym

Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH

Music: anything but country LOL

Books: wut is a book?

About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!

brofile by kingofcheese February 24, 2009

brofile 

brofile (v.) - to profile a young male as a dude-bro based on surface attributes such as hairstyle, clothing, and vocal affliction

Dude, that hipster bitch totally brofiled me. Fuck her, she was ugly anyway!

brofile by bodussy78 January 5, 2010

Brofile pic 

This is the picture posted as the default profile picture on any social media website, i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr etc., that is a picture of a "bro" with his shirt off flexing in the mirror, or flexing on the beach.

"I just uploaded my new brofile pic, check out how big my muscles look in the mirror."

"Take a picture of me on the beach so I can set it as my brofile pic to show off my abs."

"Eh breh, it's time to hit the gym to get that brofile pic for the ladies."

Brofile pic by Little Red Capone October 6, 2012

brofile 

A profile for a homosexual, such as on a gay dating website.

Brofile:

GWM bottom seeking GBM for serious relationship. Must love chihuahuas, Madonna and Obama.

brofile by Rebecca G October 15, 2008

Brofile Pic 

A picture of one of your male friends or brothers on your profile picture.

I added a brofile pic of one of my brothers on my profile pic on facebook page.

Brofile Pic by Lebbaeus August 25, 2011