Bro Life

The political stance advocating the right of all bros to maintain broship

-or-

Criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.

- Hey dude, why didn't you vote for Barack Obama?
-Well I heard he would try to uphold Bro vs. Wade. And I believe that all Bros have the Right to Brohood. Do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? I am personally Bro Life.

by BRologni-BroBallsMan September 16, 2009

bro life

The belief that if you are born a bro you are a bro for life.

"If you're born a bro you're are a bro for life. I'm bro life! I hate those bro choice people."

by Dick O'Toole February 25, 2014

Bro Life

To have everything that you wish for in Popularity

Tom- You have a Girlfriend, a Car, a huge group of friends, Man you have the Bro Life Jim
Jim- Thanks Bro!

by Chris Archie January 16, 2015

Bro-Life

adjective; The idea that a man should actively live for his brothers and compatriots, especially in situations in which females, or bitches, are concerned.

Bret: Yo Mitt, you should totally get with Sasha, her boyfriend is out of town.

Mitt: No man, I am Bro-Life. Imma make sure she gets home safe, then sleep with her best friend.

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Keith: I just won 2 tickets to the Rose Bowl. Now who do I take, my girl, or my bro?

Zach: Dude, are you Bro-Life or not? C'mon

Keith: You're right broham, let's pack!

by La cabeza del fuego January 10, 2012

Moms life bro.

Moms life bro means that you love your mother and your brother by saying moms life bro

Me: My moms life bro. are the best life ever
Peter: OH I LIKE HUNTING. BILL HUNT FOREVER

by NAVISUCKS November 7, 2021

Broliferation

An inordinate use of the word 'bro' cleverly inserted into words with o-sounds. "Bro"s have been known to use language of the sort, coming up with words like "broseph."

So I went to broger's today while listening to some broheed and cambria on the way to see my brocologist. Some qbroba sounds tasty. Where's broseph? Oh, he's in brohio.

Dude, that's a lot of broliferation in one sentence.

by DigIncubus1990 June 4, 2009

brolife

When a group of men go through their midlife crisis together; a noun or a verb.

Ted started losing his hair right after Barney so they're both in the middle of a brolife now.

by Lara Fraser C- May 30, 2008