Bro-Life

adjective; The idea that a man should actively live for his brothers and compatriots, especially in situations in which females, or bitches, are concerned.

Bret: Yo Mitt, you should totally get with Sasha, her boyfriend is out of town.

Mitt: No man, I am Bro-Life. Imma make sure she gets home safe, then sleep with her best friend.

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Keith: I just won 2 tickets to the Rose Bowl. Now who do I take, my girl, or my bro?

Zach: Dude, are you Bro-Life or not? C'mon

Keith: You're right broham, let's pack!

by La cabeza del fuego January 10, 2012

Bro Life

The political stance advocating the right of all bros to maintain broship

-or-

Criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.

- Hey dude, why didn't you vote for Barack Obama?
-Well I heard he would try to uphold Bro vs. Wade. And I believe that all Bros have the Right to Brohood. Do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? I am personally Bro Life.

by BRologni-BroBallsMan September 16, 2009

bro life

The belief that if you are born a bro you are a bro for life.

"If you're born a bro you're are a bro for life. I'm bro life! I hate those bro choice people."

by Dick O'Toole February 25, 2014

Bro Life

To have everything that you wish for in Popularity

Tom- You have a Girlfriend, a Car, a huge group of friends, Man you have the Bro Life Jim
Jim- Thanks Bro!

by Chris Archie January 16, 2015

Moms life bro.

Moms life bro means that you love your mother and your brother by saying moms life bro

Me: My moms life bro. are the best life ever
Peter: OH I LIKE HUNTING. BILL HUNT FOREVER

by NAVISUCKS November 7, 2021

Broliferation

An inordinate use of the word 'bro' cleverly inserted into words with o-sounds. "Bro"s have been known to use language of the sort, coming up with words like "broseph."

So I went to broger's today while listening to some broheed and cambria on the way to see my brocologist. Some qbroba sounds tasty. Where's broseph? Oh, he's in brohio.

Dude, that's a lot of broliferation in one sentence.

by DigIncubus1990 June 4, 2009

brolife

When a group of men go through their midlife crisis together; a noun or a verb.

Ted started losing his hair right after Barney so they're both in the middle of a brolife now.

by Lara Fraser C- May 30, 2008