We all have made mistakes. Bros always have each others backs. A Bro-no saves your bro from dating a disastrous girl straight from the beginning. If your bro says a certain girl is attractive, immediately say Bro-no. End of conversation.
Adam: Dude, she is so freaking hot. I think I might get her number!
Tim: (Thinks: ew) Bro-no!
1 week later
Adam: Bro, thank God you Bro-noed me. That girl ended up being a man.
A Bro-No is an act that occurs when onemale commits an act that is harmful, distateful, or generally disrespectful toward one of his other close male friends (henceforth; 'Bro'). The term can be applied to both the ACTION of the Bro-No, and the Bro-No itself as an entity.
"Kyle totally wrecked Tom's car last night. What a Bro-No."
"I just made the biggest Bro-No! I made-out with Julie last night and she is still dating Dave!"
A group of loudobnoxious men causing a disturbance or making an environment unenjoyable. Combination of oh-no and bro, especially effective in scooby voice.
"Bro-no, do you hear them? This is awful" or "bro-no...this place is filled with chads"
A casual, non-homosexual get together of two people of the male gender in which they participate in activities without the presence of people of the female gender to impede on their fun
"Dude, Jay... I'm excited for our bro no hoe date this weekend. We can relax and be ourselves without having to worry about girls."
"Yeah Tom... forget girls..."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.