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Bro Gamer 

At his worst, a bro gamer is a bro who plays nothing but the latest Call of Duty, Halo, or Gears of War; and any sports game on ONLY the Xbox 360 (although playing any of these games or owning an Xbox doesn't necessarily qualify you as a bro gamer, it sure doesn't help). Found in their natural habitat of college dorms and fraternities, they are often found drinking cheap-ass beer from red plastic cups with their frat mates and talking about "chicks, man." Their vocabulary consists of mainly faggot, quickscope, 10th prestige, and my penis is larger than yours. Will claim the vast superiority of terrible AAA titles published by Activision and EA while claiming that superior and less popular titles, indie or otherwise, are "shitty" and have "bad graphics."

They are known for a variety of fun ruining characteristics, such as taking the game too seriously, over competitiveness, and insulting everyone on their and the opposing team.

While the Bro Gamer and most other gamers get along, his mortal enemies are the Hardcore Gamer and especially the PC Gamer who find utter offense in the bro's generally poor or limited taste in video games, and over fondness of his console of choice. When these two types of gamers meet they often bring out the worst in each other.
Gamer: Did you check out Stacking, man?
Bro Gamer: Naw man!
Gamer: Super Meat Boy?
Bro Gamer: HELL NAW.
Gamer: Then what do you play?
Bro Gamer: BLOPS ALL THE WAY.
Gamer: I find your choice in games to be disappointingly narrow, but as a gamer who simply plays for fun, I don't think I could care less.

Hardcore Gamer: I'm playing VVVVVV. It's hard as hell, but oh so satisfying.
Bro Gamer: Man, shit. Those graphics be the opposite of hella dank, playa.
Hardcore Gamer: Get out.

PC Gamer: I prefer PC gaming because of the keyboard and mouse, as the mouse itself is unarguably a superior aiming tool.
Bro Gamer: Hell naw, bro. Controllers all the way! Don't need auto-aim or nothin!
PC Gamer: My bro senses are tingling. Also, get out.
Bro Gamer by somepcgamer March 22, 2011

Gamer Bro’s 

When you spend more time gaming with your friends than with your own family.
“Sorry mom, I can’t come for dinner right now. I’m gaming with the gamer bro’s”
Gamer Bro’s by Hunter Tadin April 24, 2020

Gamer Bro Karen 

Noun: One who believes that fandom of a game means ownership, often expressed as incredibly aggressive requests to the game developers
this Gamer Bro Karen just asked for this game to get multiplayer, despite the entire infrastructure of it being defined around single player simulation

Gamer nigger bro 

That friend that just really likes trees
That gamer nigger bro spends too much time in the forest

You are kid is such a gamer nigger bro that his favorite hobby is to climb trees
Gamer nigger bro by Temiz August 6, 2023

Real-5-Bro-Game-Code 

Real-5-Bro-Game-Code

Is a term used by men who respect themselves and good women.

☆ 1. Jumping into Random women’s in boxes that’s Predator traits; a big no.

★ 2. A real man not gonna come into a good womon life just to mess it up.
☆ 3. A real homie won’t go behind their homeboys back trying to holler at their women; that’s a fake friend.

★ 4. A real man don’t want

a woman that another dude Laying up with sexing every night.

☆ 5. A Smart man gon ask a Woman respectfully to get STD tested before he goes “raw / naked head” or she can get to Stepping / hoping the [feeling{ is Mutual.
If you want a good woman go by the

Real-5-Bro-Game-Code.

Bro Game 

Players substitute in the word "bro" in appropriate places (where there is the "o" sound, usually). Score points each time the word is used without the target noticing. Very similar to the cat game.

Players can also just play among themselves to try to show off their skill at using "bro" in the most appropriate places.
Guy: So how's it going at work?
Bro Game Player: You wouldn't believe this! I was supposed to meet with the C-E-Bro of the company to get a bromotion, but there was broad work on the way to work... So I missed my meeting. But I'm broing to try and reschedule.
Guy: *wonders if hearing is OK*

Bro Game Player #1: Let's head down to the cafeteria, they're serving macabroni and cheese today.
Bro Game Player #2: I'm not that hungry, I'll probably just stick with brogurt.
Bro Game by Brohan Santana March 14, 2009

The Bro Game

n. The game played where the word "bro" substitutes the rhyming syllable of a pop culture icon. This usually happens after a topic of discussion dwindles down. The more insulting the pop culture reference, the better. Having "bro" in the first and last name is a double whammy that is worth double points. The one who can't make a comeback, loses.
Bro 1: Yo, can I copy your homework for History?

Bro 2: Sure thing Bro J. Simpson.

Bro 1: Alright thanks Angelina Brolie

Bro 2: No problem Broeseph Stallin

Bro 1: David Browie

Bro 2: Browie Buddafubro

Bro 1: Bro Bronas

Bro 2: *winces in pain* Ow, that hurt bro.

Bro 1: That's the bro game my friend.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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