Britts 

A Britts is the most amazing girlfriend in the world. If you have a Britts, then you have the girl you are going to be with forever.

"She's my Britts." "Wow, you must really be in love."

Britts by J.A.B.E. February 5, 2012

jimmy britts 

Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.

Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!

jimmy britts by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

Ulla Britta 

The name of a cat ruthlessly caputured by a Swedish viking on the 5th of August 2019.
The ruthless swedish viking is known for kidnapping nearby villagers, and having a curse in which all of his pets die.
The Swedish Viking goes under the name "PewDiePie", though after a thorough investigation it's now known the viking's real name is Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

Person 1: "Wow, did you see Felix's new cat? I think it's called Ulle Britte"
Person 2: "No, you uncultured swine, it's named Ulla Britta"

Ulla Britta by PewDiePieSven August 5, 2019

Why so British? 

A truly Epic line from Dark Bakura from YuGiOh: the abridged Series.

to give context for Why so British? : "Am I scaring you? is it the Accent? let me tell you how i got it....

My father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then, he comes at me with the teapot and he asks, "Why... so... BRITISH?"

Why so British? by HaerBannog November 15, 2012

British 

How can the majority of British people be happy living in this stinking shithole? Don't get me wrong, it has some nice scenery and not everyone is to blame, the problem is the utterly backwards leadership.

Why do British people put up with this stinking dump? The sea is infested with human shit, nearly everywhere you go stinks of drugs/weed, feral kids are freely destroying property or harassing people in the street, and you can't hurt somebody's feelings with insults over the internet, or you get arrested for breaking some completely asinine law called Malicious Communications.

Leaders/police can't be bothered to deal with physical crime, but they'll take you away for shooting someone in the heart with the words coming from your mouth or keyboard. Remember that everyone else is allowed to verbally abuse you online even from other countries but you're not allowed to say a word back.

Rowan Atkinson did a great video on Britain's "free speech" problem. Ricky Gervais has made his feelings clear on how pathetic Britain's laws are, and I'm pretty certain John Cleese feels the same way as well. All 3 are pretty intelligent & funny people.

Leaders: Lets allow tons of illegals into the country and eliminate freedom of speech and expression to make the jobs of the police easier.

Utterly backwards country. Destroying itself from the inside out, the word Orwellian comes to mind.
Fucking stupid dump.

British by Anti BS September 2, 2023

british vietnamese international school 

A camouflage vietnamese school that sucking (took) its budget from the british international school. Many children here suffers from heightism and debts.

Jun: You know what's worse than capitalism?
Tom: what
Jun: british vietnamese international school!
Tom: Damn straight

british vietnamese international school by DucHuy-peasant February 21, 2022

britishphobic 

When you want to oppress British people.

Kid: I'm British.
Other kid: Ew! Your British? I hate you, people!
Kid: Britishphobic is scary..

britishphobic by Celebetic January 13, 2021