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1. Noun: Someone who is trying to act like a british person, but doing it badly.

2. Verb: Te act british badly.
1. Noun: The britis will most likely not get the role in the movie.

2. Verb: Man, why are you acting so britis today?
Britis by TeaAndCrumpets1222 January 1, 2012
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1. Britis (noun): someone who is trying to act British badly; a british person who is a butt hole, douch bag, bitch, etc.

2. To Britis (verb): To purposely badly act like a British person
Noun: That actor is a total britis.

Boy, your cousin was acting like a britis when he threw fish and chips at the people walking by his house.

Verb: The actor is being britis so he will not get the role in the movie.
Britis by FunnyWords12333 December 30, 2011

Why so British? 

A truly Epic line from Dark Bakura from YuGiOh: the abridged Series.
to give context for Why so British? : "Am I scaring you? is it the Accent? let me tell you how i got it....

My father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then, he comes at me with the teapot and he asks, "Why... so... BRITISH?"
Why so British? by HaerBannog November 15, 2012
How can the majority of British people be happy living in this stinking shithole? Don't get me wrong, it has some nice scenery and not everyone is to blame, the problem is the utterly backwards leadership.
Why do British people put up with this stinking dump? The sea is infested with human shit, nearly everywhere you go stinks of drugs/weed, feral kids are freely destroying property or harassing people in the street, and you can't hurt somebody's feelings with insults over the internet, or you get arrested for breaking some completely asinine law called Malicious Communications.

Leaders/police can't be bothered to deal with physical crime, but they'll take you away for shooting someone in the heart with the words coming from your mouth or keyboard. Remember that everyone else is allowed to verbally abuse you online even from other countries but you're not allowed to say a word back.

Rowan Atkinson did a great video on Britain's "free speech" problem. Ricky Gervais has made his feelings clear on how pathetic Britain's laws are, and I'm pretty certain John Cleese feels the same way as well. All 3 are pretty intelligent & funny people.

Leaders: Lets allow tons of illegals into the country and eliminate freedom of speech and expression to make the jobs of the police easier.

Utterly backwards country. Destroying itself from the inside out, the word Orwellian comes to mind.
Fucking stupid dump.
British by Anti BS September 2, 2023

british vietnamese international school 

A camouflage vietnamese school that sucking (took) its budget from the british international school. Many children here suffers from heightism and debts.
Jun: You know what's worse than capitalism?
Tom: what
Jun: british vietnamese international school!
Tom: Damn straight

britishphobic 

Kid: I'm British.
Other kid: Ew! Your British? I hate you, people!
Kid: Britishphobic is scary..
britishphobic by Celebetic January 13, 2021

Showers That Are British

Another way of saying 'rain' since, in Britain, people sometimes refer to rain as showers. It is also called this because it rains a lot in Britain
Louis: I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British
Fans: why are the showers British
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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