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Britalian

Somebody of british and italian descent/nationality. Gets to enjoy a mixture of 2 great cultures.

There are many Britalians out there who have made a huge contribution to society.

Sportsmen like Joe Calzaghe, Frankie Dettori and countless footballers. Chefs such as Aldo Zilli and Marco Pierre White. Muscians, actors, actressess, inventors, singers, comedians, writers, poets, business people and more!
My Dad is British. My Mum is Italian. Hence, I am Britalian.
by Britalian February 9, 2008
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Britalian

Britalian is a term that functions as a catchy alternative to the more formal term Anglo-Italian or British Italian. Britalian capitalises on the duplication of the 'it' syllable in both British and Italian to form a cohesive blend of the two words. Britalians are British citizens or residents of Italian ethnic or national origin. Italians have resided in Britain since the times of Emperor Claudius' invasion in AD 43, in modern times however most British residents of Italian origin emigrated or their decendants emirgrated post-WW2 due to the extremly poor economic conditions in Italy. Britalians have long since contributed in every avenue of British culture, yet there is still an underlying xenophobic feeling directed t the Italian community in Britain. The sinking of the steamship SS Arandora Star on 2 July 1940 resulted in the loss of over 700 lives—including 446 British-Italians being deported as undesirable. There are of course several ethnic slurs specific to Italians which will not be listed here, but despite the Anti-Italianism mostly over the last century Italian culture and the Italian sense of identity for all the Italians the world over is still strong.
List of famous Britalians include: British Prime minister in the name of Benjamin Disraeli, the great linguist and lexicographer John Florio. Dante Gabriel Rossetti The poet, painter and translator. . Dame Anita Roddick, DBE founder of The Body Shop, Peter Bonetti 729 appearances for Chelsea, Lanfranco "Frankie" Dettori, MBE the very successful horse racing jockey. Lawrence Dallaglio OBE is a retired English rugby union player World Cup winner in 2003. Joseph William Calzaghe, CBE, MBE is a former professional boxer. . Musicians like Chris Rea, Paolo Nutini, Brian Johnson lead singer for the rock band AC/DC since 1980. Anthony Minghella Academy Award winner for Best Director. Armando Iannucci Scottish-Italian comedian, satirist, writer, director, performer and radio producer who's work includes; I'm Alan Partridge, The Thick Of It, Time Trumpet and the Academy Award nominated In The Loop for Best Adapted Screenplay in 2010. The list of famous British Italians goes on. Britain is an ecclectic mix of different ethnicities, cultures, languages and communities the Italian community in Britain has a strong sense of pride and will continue further itself in culture as well as contribute to British culture.
by tmeucci June 19, 2011
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Britalian

Britalian is a person who's of British and Italian parents
I am Britalian a mixture of a British and Italian family
by Rokai July 27, 2014
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Britalian

Someone who is of British and Italian descent. In addition, this person must be extraordinarily cocky even though he is an exceptionally pathetic person. This causes him to lie constantly in order to keep up his "image". Many people make fun of Britalians due to these qualities.
This kid named Tommaso just told me that he has an IQ of 178, but hes a Britalian so I wouldn't trust him
by .BAS March 20, 2011
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Britalian Maltese

Someone that has Maltese nationality that is of Italian and British or English descent and origins, born in any of the three places.

(Maltese people tend to descend from Sicily or southern mainland italy, however due to people in malta of other descent like english etc, maltese people of italian descent therefore are differentiated by being known as italian maltese)
That dude was born in England but he doesnt look it (He looks ethnically Italian). Yeah his dad is Italian Maltese or sicilan or something, and his mum is English, so he is Britalian Maltese or Anglo Italian Maltese.
by dipalermo2011 March 19, 2011
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Britain

A lazy, controlling police state.

No free speech exists, you can be threatened with arrest for making fun of mugshots.
You're TOLD not to say anything offensive to scum who threw a cat into a reservoir.

You can be insulted & threatened online by morons from another country,

but if you return words, you break a law called "Malicious Communications".

Then you're arrested & punished, even just by calling someone a cunt. Whoever posted the

definition of that law on here got it spot on, "soon be illegal to boo someone in the street"

it already happened. People got arrested for what basically amounts to booing the new king.

Flats pop up everywhere with druggies, yobs & foreign gang members.
Teens harass people in the street, police just relocate them. Can't they be useful? Oh I'm sorry, they're too busy taking golliwogs from windows, or arresting someone for hurting someone's feelings on the internet, exercising their sad little powers of bullshit.

People say fuck all day long, even in front of kids like a moron, making the word lose its impact, but offend someone with a racial slur (that only works one way) or say cunt, it's suddenly like you're a criminal.

Why don't you see police interview videos of these "Malicious Communications" arrests?
Because the country would look the utter shitshow that it really is!

Naysayer: What a load of hyperbolic nonsense.

Yes I'm sure Rowan Atkinson did a talk about freedom of speech all for nothing, easily findable on YouTube.
Any illusion of "free speech" or expression in Britain is gone when you discover it's controlled by authoritarian,
backwards Orwellian laws. Let's change all history to be snowflake friendly too.

Free speech covers all speech whether it's offensive to snowflakes or not.
The law should not be involved in such petty nonsense.

Britain is weak and pathetic. Overrun by outsiders that get free housing while our homeless starve,

backwards laws that only punish their own people, corrupt social services and police that let feral kids run rampant.

Imagine trying to compete with NK or Nazi Germany on a dictatorship level. Silencing people for using "bad words".

This is no joke, go lookup Rowan Atkinson's freedom of speech video.

You can't even include the words "free speech" etc, in your comments on some British YouTube news channels, because they often get shadow banned!

Don't forget that Britain cosies up to that murderous dictator, the clown prince of Saudi Arabia.

Britain also illegally invaded Iraq, weapons of mass destruction?.. Where?!
Then they invaded Afghanistan. And then they also ran away like cowards.
But insulting someone with offensive words..? NOPE, OFF TO JAIL!

F this pathetic backwards WOKE dump.

Rowan Atkinson knows how shitty the country is.

The great big circus known as Britain is happily marching towards total destruction of a free thinking, speaking, society.
George Orwell's 1984 was spot on.

Hang your heads in shame, corrupt tyrant leaders.
by Anti BS August 10, 2023
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Great Britain

What makes Britain "Great" exactly? Do they mean great as in big? Because Britain's certainly not big, so it must mean great as in amazing? With all the pandering to weak snowflakes, utter hypocrisy of the law/police, and similar bullshit, i would beg to differ.

Come visit "Great" Britain:

If you want no freedom of speech. Where even Ricky Gervais is allowed to openly accuse Hollywood celebs, while thinly disguising his accusations as "jokes". Jeremy Clarkson was allowed to get away with certain comments, as was David Walliams who insulted people of Britain's Got Talent using foul language, those who hold a high status are allowed to get away with stuff common folk aren't.

if you want expensive apartments made with cheap crap that catch fire easily.

if you want to be arrested for offending somebody over petty shit online via the law called Malicious Communications. Yet people from other countries, via social media, games etc, are freely
allowed to verbally abuse you, say things back and you get treated like a criminal by the pathetic clown police.

If you are sexually assaulted by a female, the police will do nothing, just like what happened with the football stadium incident, a male would be jailed. More double standards like those sentenced for sharing photos of a murder scene, yet Britain had servers hosting disgusting content from Live Leak and Ogrish. Live Leak also had tons of comments of people making fun of those who committed suicide.
Brian: Wow, that's a lot of bullshit from one country. How can people really call it Great Britain?

Me: But there's much more! Don't visit "Great" Britain if..

if you want to see homeless actual British people starving on the streets with their pets, while illegal foreigners continue to pour in and are offered free homing, food and hotels.
People wonder why racism is on the rise, but don't forget, the law is sexist against men, and just like that white men have to suffer, other races can do no wrong. Just like Khan does nothing about knife fest London.

Don't visit "Great" Britain's news sites if you like to be cut off from commenting on certain articles in case your words hurt some sensitive person's feelings.

Don't teach your pet pug to do a Nazi salute on YouTube as a joke, or face arrest of the authoritarian kind.

Don't moon a speed camera or be arrested and wrestled to the floor by the big bad police for "indecent exposure" but you're allowed to see naked butts on even kids cartoons.
The police are heroes! They saved us from a drive by mooning maniac! Luckily, Banksy did a nice mural showing the true nature of the police in this instance, also featuring Bart Simpson.

A country of control, a country for cry babies.

Fix Backwards Britain!
by Fight 4 Freedom January 10, 2023
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