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Briantology
A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory, and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:
-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.
Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.
-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.
-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.
While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.
-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.
Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.
-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.
-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.
While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.
Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.
Briantology by yeknomgod July 5, 2014
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Brianed
"He got brianed last night"
brianstorm
When a dyslexic or a group of dyslexics attempts to create solutions to a problem by spontaneously suggesting ideas.
"Why is Professor Turner writing down his favourite Arctic Monkey songs on the board?"
"No, he's trying to write brainstorm, let's see if he notices."
"Brianstorm is a great song, though."
"Aye, it is mate."
"Are we pirates now?"
"Aye."
"This all seems unnecessary."
"Arrr, I'm just brianstorming."
"It's just a bit confusing in the context of a urban dictionary definition. Also, someone needs to fix that fourth wall."
"Let's add that to the list."
"This is stupid now."
"No, he's trying to write brainstorm, let's see if he notices."
"Brianstorm is a great song, though."
"Aye, it is mate."
"Are we pirates now?"
"Aye."
"This all seems unnecessary."
"Arrr, I'm just brianstorming."
"It's just a bit confusing in the context of a urban dictionary definition. Also, someone needs to fix that fourth wall."
"Let's add that to the list."
"This is stupid now."
brianstorm by YAAAAAAS June 23, 2014
Briant
Why is your d so big Briant ?
Briant
Briant is a guy with the biggest heart. He’s sweet, caring, incredibly intelligent, funny, and all around amazing. Although he can shy, he super funny. He’s also really really cute. Any way who gets to meet briant is simply blessed. Anyone who gets to spend time with him is overfilled with jubilance
Briant by CatRule420 November 24, 2018
brianed
I was brianed into drinking my weight in beer.
Jumping off the roof into the swimming pool sounds stupid, but you've brianed me into it.
Jumping off the roof into the swimming pool sounds stupid, but you've brianed me into it.
brianed by suicidedrink October 23, 2008