Brianesque

Brianesque (adjective)
bri-an-esk

1. Describing a man with strikingly beautiful eyes, effortless charm, an attractive height, and a ridiculously good physique — often paired with a confident but laid-back energy.

2. A level of attractiveness so specific and memorable that it deserves its own category, especially when the man also works in property management and somehow makes leasing apartments look hot.

3. Possessing the rare combination of model-level looks, warm charisma, and “I can help you with your maintenance request” energy.

4. Tall, gorgeous, dangerously pretty-eyed, and professionally employed in property management.
5. The art of being unfairly attractive while discussing rent specials.

The second he walked in wearing a polo and carrying keys, the whole vibe turned completely brianesque.

Brianesque by tonkajaharinotary May 12, 2026

Brianesque

Brianesque (adjective)
bri-an-esk

1. Describing a man with strikingly beautiful eyes, effortless charm, an attractive height, and a ridiculously good physique — often paired with a confident but laid-back energy.

2. A level of attractiveness so specific and memorable that it deserves its own category, especially when the man also works in property management and somehow makes leasing apartments look hot.

3. Possessing the rare combination of model-level looks, warm charisma, and “I can help you with your maintenance request” energy.

4. Tall, gorgeous, dangerously pretty-eyed, and professionally employed in property management.

5. The art of being unfairly attractive while discussing rent specials.

The second he walked in wearing a polo and carrying keys, the whole vibe turned completely brianesque.

Brianesque by tonkajaharinotary May 12, 2026

Brianique 

Brianique is a very beautiful girl that once you get to know you won't be able to keep yourself away from them. Brianique's have the most luscious lips and the cutest face. When you meet a Brianique it will be like live at first sight, but you must be warned when it comes to love brianique's love to play hard to get. But she will love you if you treat her right. Brianique's poor their hearts out to those they love the best and may not be the smartest but when they study and try their best they will get the best grades possible <3.

Kid 1: Who's that girl who was failing math and now is the class topper
Kid 2: that's Brianique she's smart but only if she tries

Brianique by agirlwhoisnormal_ April 25, 2022

Brianese 

The text that a certain Brian types for reasons of lack of spelling ability, typing ability or drunkeness.
We have all come to know and understand Brianese, and other have adapted to this language of type. When one types in such a manner, we all LOL and claim our "Brianese".

Brianese:
"my runs the family farm there"
Translation:
"My family runs the farm there".
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Brianese:
"its kinda like a snow con only more"
Translation:
"It is kind of like a snow cone, only more"
______________________

Brianese by Ihazit February 3, 2009

brainsqueeze 

Brainsqueezing is the hobby of a runt. When runts are bored they find it necessary to torment people (especially peachy) by brainsqueezing helpless victims. The way this is done is by placing both hands on either sode of the victims head and squeezing away like there is no tomorrow. This results in pain for the victim and causes them to yell out and be sent out of biology by the late great 'Mr Newman'. The word brain squeeze originates from 2 words; brain and squeeze.

1. Hey look Raphaelues Noethesus, here comes peachy! - Lets brainsqueeze him!

2. peachy - Ow!!! Holy FUCK that brainsquueze hurt!

brainsqueeze by Doronellius Portnoilithus June 4, 2004

bridesqueen

1. (n) a gay male participant in a faghag's bridal party
2. (n) a drag queen that is in a bridal party
3. (adj) (rare usage) to act or present oneself in a manner perceived to have no intention other than to take attention away from the bride or bride to be.

Many of the guests found it sweet that the bride had such an obviously loving and protective group of bridesqueens to walk her down the aisle.

Her bridesqueens put on a great show of "It's Raining Men" at the reception.

My sister is such a bridesqueen, I can't believe she dyed her hair that color for the wedding!

bridesqueen by Quasita July 25, 2011

Brianique 

Brianique is a very beautiful girl that once you get to know you won't be able to keep yourself away from them. Brianique's have the most luscious lips and the cutest face. When you meet a Brianique it will be like live at first sight, but you must be warned when it comes to love brianique's love to play hard to get. But she will love you if you treat her right. Brianique's poor their hearts out to those they love the best and may not be the smartest but when they study and try their best they will get the best grades possible <3.

Kid 1: Who's that girl who was failing math and now is the class topper
Kid 2: that's Brianique she's smart but only if she tries

Brianique by agirlwhoisnormal_ April 25, 2022