Brianetics

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Life from Brian's perspective, relative to brianism and other brian-related definitions in the Urban Dictionary. Non-sexual empathy for the basic survival needs of others. Repulsed by the cruelty of the promiscuous. Bookish and hermitlike. Won't hurt you.

He got into Brianetics and dropped out of sight. He thinks he's the smartest man in the world. Everyone hates him.

Brianetics by Rael Huxwell January 25, 2010

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brennetics

Similar to eugenics in terms of gene editing, but without the racist connotations

I believe in brennetics to prevent diseases in the future

brennetics by The Simulation May 3, 2019

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Brianetics • brennetics • brianitis

brianitis

For guys named Brian, who is an addict that takes no accountability for his actions, knows everything but doesn’t know one thing and expects the whole world to be given to him.

Oh wow, John had brianitis on Tuesday. It was a really severe stomach ache that caused him to miss work the past few days.

brianitis by Rhinitis October 8, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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