Brianetics 

Life from Brian's perspective, relative to brianism and other brian-related definitions in the Urban Dictionary. Non-sexual empathy for the basic survival needs of others. Repulsed by the cruelty of the promiscuous. Bookish and hermitlike. Won't hurt you.

He got into Brianetics and dropped out of sight. He thinks he's the smartest man in the world. Everyone hates him.

Brianetics by Rael Huxwell January 25, 2010

brennetics 

Similar to eugenics in terms of gene editing, but without the racist connotations

I believe in brennetics to prevent diseases in the future

brennetics by The Simulation May 3, 2019

brianitis 

For guys named Brian, who is an addict that takes no accountability for his actions, knows everything but doesn’t know one thing and expects the whole world to be given to him.

Oh wow, John had brianitis on Tuesday. It was a really severe stomach ache that caused him to miss work the past few days.

brianitis by Rhinitis October 8, 2023