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When one gets sick and falls asleep before midnight at parties.
"He got brianed last night"
Brianed by Cianobai October 17, 2018
Words you can keep
Getting convinced to do something that sounded good at the time.
I was brianed into drinking my weight in beer.
Jumping off the roof into the swimming pool sounds stupid, but you've brianed me into it.
brianed by suicidedrink October 23, 2008
regretting your mistakes so much that you try to erase everything related to them
"jessica told me she wished she never dated steven. she brianed so hard when she found out what he did"
brianed by larrydrought October 10, 2017
To have consensual sexual affiliations with a drunk four while in some grass(usually in a neighbors yard)
Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who was in the grass last night?
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.
Brianed by joeyknows October 26, 2022
When someone suddenly, and inappropriately, changes a text string to sexting.
It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"
Brianed by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023
A beautiful, ethereal enigmatic angel who is highly empathetic and kind. She has a big heart that is often taken for granted. Approaches the world with an open mindset, constantly analyzing everything around her. She is often times stuck deep inside of her head. Would rather be alone most times. Is angelically tall. Very generous and understanding, although she is stubborn and hardheaded. Either likes film, reading, writing, or painting. Very versatile. Very blunt.

If she loves you, she *loves* you and will give you everything that she can. She is shy and quiet and does not talk much, but once you get to know her, you will be glad that you ever approached her. She is weird, and I can guarantee you that you have never met anyone like her.
I met Brianda and instantly knew that she was the love of my life.

Brianda is an amazing angel that I am so thankful to have in my life.
Brianda by flowerdeity January 21, 2017

Donkey-brained 

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.
Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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