Brexercise

Exercise for your brain.

Im feeling a little slow today, I need my brexercise to keep my mind sharp.

by welshbeastie January 22, 2010

Brexorcist

A tabloid newspaper reader who realises he has been duped with lies and hatred from the Sun, Mail and Daily Express, tries to make amends in turning anti-Brexit, exorcising the demons of little Englanders who seek to wreck the nation's economy for xenophobic notoriety.

"No longer am I hoodwinked into believing the NHS will get 350m a week. I now understand this is an evil lie. EVIL! Behold the Brexorcist"

by bredbasket September 13, 2016

erexercise

An accidental male arousal caused by the friction of vigorous activity

Steve wasn't ogling the girls at the gym, he just erexercises when he uses the spin machine.

by Altered Sine Wave November 1, 2011

Bedercise

n. Any exercise that you can accomplish without leaving your bed.

1. This Tempurpedic pillow is so heavy! Lifting it is definitely good bedercise.

2. Hey baby, why don't we head back to my place and bedercise together.

by suitvestmanifesto January 11, 2013

Brexorcist

The act of watching The Exorcist while eating breakfast.

"Me and My bros had a terrific time eating french toast while watching The Exorcist this morning. What a great Brexorcist".

by SpongeJerk March 6, 2011

Bexercise

The Method of Exercising in bed, doing presses, sit ups or other activities that require you to be in a horizontal position. Not To Be Confused with Sexercise.

'Last Night I did six hours of Bexercise, I Feel Like i just went ten rounds with all mighty thor!'

by The Lightbulb's Switch. October 8, 2015

Erexercise

Exercising with an erection.

He was running on the treadmill and spotted a bouncing pair of boobies leaving him no choice but to Erexercise until his throbbing member cooled down.

by shnummy August 1, 2012