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The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.
She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
by shnummy August 1, 2012
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He was running on the treadmill and spotted a bouncing pair of boobies leaving him no choice but to Erexercise until his throbbing member cooled down.
by shnummy August 1, 2012
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