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Bedercise

n. Any exercise that you can accomplish without leaving your bed.
1. This Tempurpedic pillow is so heavy! Lifting it is definitely good bedercise.

2. Hey baby, why don't we head back to my place and bedercise together.
by suitvestmanifesto January 11, 2013
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bonercise

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.
I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.
by DeepTrout January 9, 2013
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bederosexual

one who enjoys sleeping more than sexual intercourse. enjoys many snorgasms. can be shortened to "bedero."
"fuck relationships. i'm bederosexual anyways."

"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."
by wetdreamer3000 March 27, 2010
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beeruise

mysterious, unexplained bruises you discover on your body after a heavy night of drinking beer or other forms of alcohol
"man, i got really drunk last nite. check out this beeruise i got on my leg..."
by turkeyfunk December 18, 2008
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Brexercise

Exercise for your brain.
Im feeling a little slow today, I need my brexercise to keep my mind sharp.
by welshbeastie January 22, 2010
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Beercipe

A recipe specifically for brewing beer; usually a homebrewing recipe.
My beercipe calls for 1 ounce of Fuggle Hops.
by jaulen January 7, 2012
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Bexercise

The Method of Exercising in bed, doing presses, sit ups or other activities that require you to be in a horizontal position. Not To Be Confused with Sexercise.
'Last Night I did six hours of Bexercise, I Feel Like i just went ten rounds with all mighty thor!'
by The Lightbulb's Switch. October 8, 2015
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