Bedercise 

n. Any exercise that you can accomplish without leaving your bed.

1. This Tempurpedic pillow is so heavy! Lifting it is definitely good bedercise.

2. Hey baby, why don't we head back to my place and bedercise together.

Bedercise by suitvestmanifesto January 11, 2013

bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

bederosexual 

one who enjoys sleeping more than sexual intercourse. enjoys many snorgasms. can be shortened to "bedero."

"fuck relationships. i'm bederosexual anyways."

"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."

bederosexual by wetdreamer3000 March 27, 2010

beeruise 

mysterious, unexplained bruises you discover on your body after a heavy night of drinking beer or other forms of alcohol

"man, i got really drunk last nite. check out this beeruise i got on my leg..."

beeruise by turkeyfunk December 18, 2008

Brexercise 

Exercise for your brain.

Im feeling a little slow today, I need my brexercise to keep my mind sharp.

Brexercise by welshbeastie January 22, 2010

Beercipe 

A recipe specifically for brewing beer; usually a homebrewing recipe.

My beercipe calls for 1 ounce of Fuggle Hops.

Beercipe by jaulen January 7, 2012

Bexercise 

The Method of Exercising in bed, doing presses, sit ups or other activities that require you to be in a horizontal position. Not To Be Confused with Sexercise.

'Last Night I did six hours of Bexercise, I Feel Like i just went ten rounds with all mighty thor!'

Bexercise by The Lightbulb's Switch. October 8, 2015