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brentaisha 

She is very beautiful and attractive to almost everyone. She has a very big ass the kind of ass that makes you double look. She's also a freak, but she keeps it lowkey you would never know until you get to know her. She's the kind of girl that won't let you fuck her over, she'll fuck you up but you get anywhere close to it. Overall she's just a lovable person, you will never get over her.
Guy: How was you night?

Other Guy: I was with Brentaisha

Guy: Oh, well your night was awesome!!!
brentaisha by LoveBug23 November 3, 2013
Adjective for a person who pretends to be straight but is actually a fag.
1. Tom: Wouldn't you just want to bury your face in her knockers? (then reaches for Jack's pocket to fish for ciggies)

Jack: Stay away from my pockets! You're so brentish!

2. Tom: Yeah, my girlfriend is that hot... Hey man, your boxers are pretty cute. Let me see them again!

Jack: Fuck off, dude, you're being brentish!
brentish by Charlie's February 3, 2007
A Brentish Person, or a Brent is someone being Creepy, Stalking, Two Faced/Double morale, Being or doing self centered things on the cost of others, Humiliating others to feel better about themselves and/or Humiliating others while trying to hide his own secrets which to no surprise is exactly what they are humiliating other people for.
Fred: Wow, look at that guy, he dresses like a total fag, Wearing vests is so 1970's
Kris: Oh Lord, That looks so Brentish

Lucas: Did you hear about the guy that been complaining to the cops about drugusers in his neighbourhood? The the cops came to his house and they found 15lbs of weed stashed in his bathroom and he claimed it was for personal use only.
Harry: No Really? Thats a really Brentish thing to do.
Brentish by EmmaYay April 4, 2017
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